My Top Three Prizes for Most Irritating Plastic Packaging

Since my day job is helping manufacturers make better plastics products, it stings all the more when I encounter such products in my own home that make life not easier, but more difficult. Since I’m no ordinary consumer, I often can get a pretty good idea of what was overlooked in manufacturing or design of the product that is causing unnecessary frustration.

Here are my current nominees for Top Three Most Frustrating Household Plastics Products:

First Prize: Bags that won’t open (1). Small, white trash-bucket liners distributed by a national pharmacy chain. Packed individually in a box with nothing on the label indicating that they were manufactured outside the U.S. Take one out of the box, and the welded end and the openable end are visually indistinguishable. After a few minutes’ fussing with both ends of the bag, it becomes apparent that the “open” end is, in fact, ever-so-slightly welded, so it takes some vigorous rubbing to get an opening started, which then can be easily pulled apart. I put the blame on the bag maker here.

Second Prize: Bags that won’t open (2). Gallon-size, clear bags on a roll for fresh produce at grocery stores in my NYC neighborhood. Don’t know where they’re made. Cleverly folded so they fit on a very narrow roll. Dispenser makes it easy to tear them apart, but after that, the term “easy” doesn’t apply. My diagnosis is that high level of slip agent makes it more difficult than it ought to be to unfold the bag and get it open so I can put lemons or apples or whatever inside. I realize that slightly wetting my fingertips might help, but I don’t care to lick my fingers after handling products in a store, nor do I think spitting on my fingers would be well regarded by other shoppers (masked or not). So I rub and rub the slippery bag between my fingers until I get it open. Go easier on the slip agent, please!

Third Prize: Microwave messes. This strikes me as design rather than manufacturing malfeasance. When I buy prepared foods at a local deli or grocery story, it often comes in a black plastic tray with a snap-on clear plastic lid. Looks perfect for heating to serve. But there’s the trick on the unsuspecting consumer. The black tray is microwavable polypropylene—no problem there. But the sparkling clear plastic top, however attractive, is made of non-microwavable thermoformed PET. The result is similar to what is pictured here—a lid that has relaxed its formed-in stresses and collapsed in a misshapen blob onto the food contents in the tray. I hate it when that happens. Sometimes I’ve been lucky, when the black PP tray comes from the store with a translucent PP cover. That one goes in the dishwasher and then into my cookware storage cabinet.

If you have your own pet peeves about plastics products in the home not performing as they should, feel free to email me at mnaitove@ptonline.com. Tasteful photos welcome.